BELOW - OUR POLICY
Should I Order ? Atleast a few
weeks in advance because our midgets get booked
up pretty fast especially if your event is
on the weekend or holiday.
Do I Select My Little Person ? Our
office will text and email dwarf photos 24
hours a day if our potential client requests
You Service My Area ? Yes! Just
let us know the city or zip code and we can
give you rates, information, and pictures
of our little people.
Many Costumes Do You Have ? We
have over 300 costumes, acts, and a full wardobe
but if we do not have your costume in our
closet we will make it or the client can also
You Provide Tossing or Wrestling Equipment
? Yes! We provide safety helmet,
tossing vest, landing gear, wardrobe, props,
portable ring, and license and insurance with
absolutely no hidden fees.
You Provide Other Dwarf Services ?
Yes! We also offer dwarf entertainers, performers,
strippers, wrestlers, bartenders, impersonators,
hosts, actors, servers, exotic dancers, and
Do I Pay Deposit ? We always take
a small deposit when we are booking your event
and its ready to be finalized with Cash App.
Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google Pay, Or Credit
Do I Pay My Balance ? All clients
can pay our midgets the balance on arrival
with Cash App, Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google
Pay, Paypal, Or Cash.
My Deposit Refundable ? All Deposits
Are Non Refundable If Client Cancels But Can
Be Transferred To Any Future Show That Never
Expires. ( If our agency happens to cancel
for any reason we will refund you in full
If We Want To Do Less Than The Time Offered
? You can do less time but please
remember our little people have a minimium
that is a set rate.
We Have To Midget Toss Or Wrestle The Entire
Time ? No! You can have your midget
being tossed or wrestle for a while and the
remaining time they can entertain, perform,
strip, waiter, bartend, impersonate, hosts,
act, serve drinks, socialize, or prank.
We Do Less Time Than Whats Offered ?
Yes! You can definitely do less time or even
a telegram but please remember the rate is
still the same because thats our dwarves minimum.
I Ever Get In Contact With Our Midget ?
Yes! After deposit has been paid we schedule
your midget to contact you 24 hours before
your event to confirm details " but sometimes
we can put you in contact with your little
person weeks before if travel or special attire
needs to be planned.
Long Is Our Quote Good For ? When
we give a client a quote it is good from 24
to 72 hours because traveling costs and scheduling
change so fast as we get closer to your party
Areas Do You Service ? We are
local to your city but we do service the entire
USA and on some occasions we have even sent
our dwarfs by flight to international events.
We Have To Tip The Little Person ?
Please remember that tipping is not mandatory
by our company but very appreciated by our
dwarves that work for us.
Does Payment Work When My Dwarf Has To Book
A Flight or Travel ? Once you
make a reservation and pay the deposit the
dwarf scheduled will confirm details with
the client and before he or she arrives they
might contact client to pay for thier flight,
uber, or travel but dont worry its
deducted from the balance that you owe with
no hidden fees.
If There Is An Accident Or Traffic Problem?
We are not responsible for any accidents,
traffic problems, flight delays, or any other
travel circumstances and client must give
us atleast 1 hour to be late from selected
time. ( All Deposits Are Non Refundable But
Can Be Transferred To Any Future Show That
Never Expires )
You Guarantee A Specific Dwarf ?
We guarantee you a male or female dwarf in
selected attire but we never guarantee a specific
dwarf, please understand this is a special
kind service and availability is limited.
You Guarantee A Specific Ring, Mat, or Equipment
? We do not guarantee a specific
ring or mat because sometimes they are portable
and have to be able to fit on bus, vehicle,
You Guarantee A Specific Type Of Attire ?
We do not guarantee specific attire in our
photos but we will get close to it as possible
because our wardrobe is huge and our midgets
are very busy..
If Client Doesn't Pay Deposit Within 24 Hours
After Reservation is Made ? Please
remember that if client does not pay deposit
within 24 hours after making their reservation
we will not guarantee the time, dwarf, or
attire. Please pay deposit within 24 hours
after you make your reservation to avoid this.
If Client Reserves Last Minute or Same Day?
We will try our hardest to meet customers
request but client must give us 2 to 3 hours
of arrival time that was selected by the customer
on their reservation.
is My Payment Doesn't Clear ?
We are not responsible if your payment doesn't
clear with our dwarfs because our policy is
no payment no business ( Please be aware of
this with Zelle and ACH Bank Transfers )
If Client is Hard To Deal With, Disrespectful,
or Complicated ? We have the right
to refuse business and block anyone we feel
uncomfortable doing business with.