BELOW - OUR POLICY
Should I Order ? Atleast a few weeks
in advance because our midgets get booked up
pretty fast especially if your event is on the
weekend or holiday.
Do I Select My Little Person ? Our
office will text and email dwarf photos 24 hours
a day if our potential client requests them.
You Service My Area ? Yes! Just
let us know the city or zip code and we can
give you rates, information, and pictures of
our little people.
Many Costumes Do You Have ? We have
over 300 costumes, acts, and a full wardobe
but if we do not have your costume in our closet
we will make it or the client can also provide
You Provide Tossing or Wrestling Equipment ?
Yes! We provide safety helmet, tossing vest,
landing gear, wardrobe, props, portable ring,
and license and insurance with absolutely no
You Provide Other Dwarf Services ?
Yes! We also offer dwarf entertainers, performers,
strippers, wrestlers, bartenders, impersonators,
hosts, actors, servers, exotic dancers, and
Do I Pay Deposit ? We always take
a small deposit when we are booking your event
and its ready to be finalized with Cash App.
Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google Pay, Or Credit
Do I Pay My Balance ? All clients
can pay our midgets the balance on arrival with
Cash App, Zelle, Apple Pay, Venmo, Google Pay,
Paypal, Or Cash.
My Deposit Refundable ? All Deposits
Are Non Refundable If Client Cancels But Can
Be Transferred To Any Future Show That Never
Expires. ( If our agency happens to cancel for
any reason we will refund you in full )
If We Want To Do Less Than The Time Offered
? You can do less time but please
remember our little people have a minimium that
is a set rate.
We Have To Midget Toss Or Wrestle The Entire
Time ? No! You can have your midget
being tossed or wrestle for a while and the
remaining time they can entertain, perform,
strip, waiter, bartend, impersonate, hosts,
act, serve drinks, socialize, or prank.
We Do Less Time Than Whats Offered ?
Yes! You can definitely do less time or even
a telegram but please remember the rate is still
the same because thats our dwarves minimum.
I Ever Get In Contact With Our Midget ?
Yes! After deposit has been paid we schedule
your midget to contact you 24 hours before your
event to confirm details " but sometimes
we can put you in contact with your little person
weeks before if travel or special attire needs
to be planned.
Long Is Our Quote Good For ? When
we give a client a quote it is good from 24
to 72 hours because traveling costs and scheduling
change so fast as we get closer to your party
Areas Do You Service ? We are local
to your city but we do service the entire USA
and on some occasions we have even sent our
dwarfs by flight to international events.
We Have To Tip The Little Person ?
Please remember that tipping is not mandatory
by our company but very appreciated by our dwarves
that work for us.
Does Payment Work When My Dwarf Has To Book
A Flight ? Once you make a reservation
and pay the deposit the dwarf scheduled will
confirm details with the client and before he
or she arrives they might contact client to
pay for thier flight, uber, or travel but dont
worry its deducted from the balance that
you owe with no hidden fees.
If There Is An Accident Or Traffic Problem?
We are not responsible for any accidents, traffic
problems, flight delays, or any other travel
circumstances and client must give us atleast
1 hour to be late from selected time. ( All
Deposits Are Non Refundable But Can Be Transferred
To Any Future Show That Never Expires )
You Guarantee A Specific Dwarf ?
We guarantee you a male or female dwarf in selected
attire but we never guarantee a specific dwarf,
please understand this is a special kind service
and availability is limited.
If Client Doesn't Pay Deposit Within 24 Hours
After Reservation is Made ? Please
remember that if client does not pay deposit
within 24 hours after making their reservation
we will not gaurantee the time, dwarf, or attire.
Please pay deposit within 24 hours after you
make your reservation to avoid this.
If Client Reserves Last Minute or Same Day?
We will try our hardest to meet customers request
but client must give us 2 to 3 hours of arrival
time that was selected by the customer on their
If Client is Hard To Deal With, Disrespectful,
or Complicated ? We have the right
to refuse business and block anyone we feel
uncomfortable doing business with.