FAQ
BELOW - OUR POLICY
When
Should I Order ? Atleast a few weeks in
advance because our midgets get booked up pretty fast
especially if your event is on the weekend or holiday.
How
Do I Select My Little Person ? Our office
will text and email dwarf photos 24 hours a day if our
potential client requests them.
Do
You Service My Area ? Yes! Just let us know
the city or zip code and we can give you rates, information,
and pictures of our little people.
How
Many Costumes Do You Have ? We have over
300 costumes, acts, and a full wardobe but if we do
not have your costume in our closet we will make it
or the client can also provide it.
Do
You Provide Tossing or Wrestling Equipment ?
Yes! We provide safety helmet, tossing vest, landing
gear, wardrobe, props, portable ring, and license and
insurance with absolutely no hidden fees.
Do
You Provide Other Dwarf Services ? Yes!
We also offer dwarf entertainers, performers, strippers,
wrestlers, bartenders, impersonators, hosts, actors,
servers, exotic dancers, and pranksters.
How
Do I Pay Deposit ? We always take a small
deposit after we receive your online reservation form
with Cash App, Venmo, Apple Pay, Google Pay, Debit,
Or all major Credit Cards.
How
Do I Pay My Balance ? All clients can pay
thier little people the balance on arrival with Cash,
Cash App, Zelle, Venmo, Apple Pay, Google Pay, ACH Transfer,
or Company Check.
Is
My Deposit Refundable ? All Deposits Are
Non Refundable If Client Cancels But Can Be Transferred
To Any Future Show That Never Expires. ( If our agency
happens to cancel for any reason we will refund you
in full )
What
If We Want To Do Less Than The Time Offered ?
You can do less time but please remember our little
people have a minimium that is a set rate.
Do
We Have To Midget Toss Or Wrestle The Entire Time ?
No! You can have your midget being tossed or
wrestle for a while and the remaining time they can
entertain, perform, strip, waiter, bartend, impersonate,
hosts, act, serve drinks, socialize, or prank.
Can
We Do Less Time Than Whats Offered ? Yes!
You can definitely do less time or even a telegram but
please remember the rate is still the same because thats
our dwarves minimum.
Do
I Ever Get In Contact With Our Midget ?
Yes! After deposit has been paid we schedule your midget
to contact you 24 hours before your event to confirm
details " but sometimes we can put you in contact
with your little person weeks before if travel or special
attire needs to be planned.
How
Long Is Our Quote Good For ? When we give
a client a quote it is good from 24 to 72 hours because
traveling costs and scheduling change so fast as we
get closer to your party date.
What
Areas Do You Service ? We are local to your
city but we do service the entire USA and on some occasions
we have even sent our dwarfs by flight to international
events.
Do
We Have To Tip The Little Person ? Please
remember that tipping is not mandatory by our company
but very appreciated by our dwarves that work for us.
How
Does Payment Work When My Dwarf Has To Book A Flight
or Travel ? Once you make a reservation
and pay the deposit the dwarf scheduled will confirm
details with the client and before he or she arrives
they might contact client to pay for thier flight, uber,
or travel but dont worry its deducted from
the balance that you owe with no hidden fees. ( You
can send the dwarf money directly to book flight or
you can book flight and travel with your own credit
card just always select a refund and cancellation option
incase of bad weather )
Do
I Need To Show My ID With Credit Card Payments ?
Yes, after paying with credit card you need to send
us a photo ID of credit card holder but you can block
out any personal information we just need to see that
the name matches with the card.
What
If There Is An Accident Or Traffic Problem?
We are not responsible for any accidents, traffic problems,
flight delays, or any other travel circumstances and
client must give us atleast 1 hour to be late from selected
time. ( All Deposits Are Non Refundable But Can Be Transferred
To Any Future Show That Never Expires )
Do
You Guarantee A Specific Dwarf ? We guarantee
you a male or female dwarf in selected attire but we
never guarantee a specific dwarf, please understand
this is a special kind service and availability is limited.
Do
You Guarantee Any Specific Stripping or Going Nude ?
Our Little people are dancers and are for comical reasons
only and are not guaranteed to take off all of their
clothes or go nude. (
If you want a rated R show we are not the company for
you and by you submitting a reservation form you agree
to this )
Do
You Guarantee A Specific Ring, Mat, Ramp, or DJ Equipment
? We do not guarantee a specific wrestling
ring & mat or even bowling ramp because sometimes
they are portable and have to be able to fit on bus,
vehicle, or plane. ( Client Must Provide DJ Equipment
) ( Gender is Not Gauranteed For Tossing, Bowling, Boxing,
Wrestling, )
Do
You Guarantee A Specific Type Of Attire ?
We do not guarantee specific attire in our photos but
we will get close to it as possible because our wardrobe
is huge and our midgets are very busy..
What
If Client Doesn't Pay Deposit Within 24 Hours After
Reservation is Made ? Please remember that
if client does not pay deposit within 24 hours after
making their reservation we will not guarantee the time,
dwarf, or attire. Please pay deposit within 24 hours
after you make your reservation to avoid this.
What
If Client Reserves Last Minute or Same Day?
We will try our hardest to meet customers request but
client must give us 2 to 3 hours of arrival time that
was selected by the customer on their reservation.
What
If Clients Event Needs Private Documents?
Our Agency will provide documents or W9 if needed but
can refuse to give any private information so be aware
corporate may scratch out or change information for
security reasons. ( We do not send any COI or Insurance
Documents )
What
is My Payment Doesn't Clear ? We are not
responsible if your payment doesn't clear with our dwarfs
because our policy is no payment no business ( Please
be aware of this with Zelle and ACH Bank Transfers )
What
If Client is Hard To Deal With, Disrespectful, or Complicated
? We have the right to refuse business and
block anyone we feel uncomfortable doing business with.